User Profile

my name is morgan.
i am 10 years old.
i am a westhighland terrier.
i live with cuntishness, bleh242 and bunny_fucker.
they are wet noodles for me.
my favourite person is pischouette, my grandma.
i also live with my daughter mischa, maila an akita who was left homeless by the big storm and tosh who was also abandoned because of the storm. tosh is a big ginger fluffy cat who is an asshole. but mom likes him.
my nails need cutting.
i don't like it when they brush my teeth.
baths suck.
belly rub's own you. give me pettings fuckers.
my nickname is "lil miss are you gonna eat that"
i got knocked up.
you as a human were given hands to pet me, thighs for me to sit on and thumbs to do everything else i should so desire.
i like other animals. as long as they don't try to eat my treats. or try to hump me.
i'm a bit jealous. i won't bite but i will express my vocal displeasure.
i don't pee in the rain.